whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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