i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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