you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
This toilet bowl is my home.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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