SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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