is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
time to smoke my breakfast
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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