I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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just let it happen
Is "purse" a codeword for something else...?
Coulda found it up ur ass
Id be pumped.
The great Meredith shunstrum classic!
Thank drunk you for being considerate enough to leave sober you a snack.
Summer in Iowa.
Of the millions of things you could have found ....corn doesn't seem so bad lol