why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
There's always time for handjobs
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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