My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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