Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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