i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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