People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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