Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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