You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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