About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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