when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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