So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
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You never use a putter on the tee, what was she thinking?!
There's a dozen on my cousins, can't you hear those bastards buzzing.
There's a skeeter on my Peter whack it off!