Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
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