And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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