do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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