I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Drake has all the answers
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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