I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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