no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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