i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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