Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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