careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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