Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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