That's science, my friend. Boner science.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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