stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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