It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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