i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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