Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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