Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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