Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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