Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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