Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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