I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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