Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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