i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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