Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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