...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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