just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
this will be a night to untag.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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