Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She's the barista slut.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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