Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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