did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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