Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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