My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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