Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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