My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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