Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
But break dance skills will only take you so far
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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