It's Friday. Sex?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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