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  • Sounds like a good night in Alaska

    Submitted by lycan117 on May 1, 11 at 11:58pm
  • That's not how to get back. Try a little curry powder on the intakes, a kipper on the engine block, or if you're really angry smear a little surprise under the car door handles. It's not nice but it will stop him biting his nails.

    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on May 1, 11 at 5:42pm
  • Someone has a stick up their ass

    Submitted by mattmac91 on May 1, 11 at 2:01pm
  • first

    Submitted by beatfirstfirst on May 1, 11 at 1:43pm
  • Shouldve made it count with that discount you'd get on gas

    Submitted by veedubadict on May 2, 11 at 12:05pm
  • looks looks like time for a " something smells fishy" joke

    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 1, 11 at 2:29pm
  • Someones paying too much for a car wash.

    Submitted by swimgirlhay on May 2, 11 at 1:44am