# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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