Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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