Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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