She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
my nose is crying tears of wow.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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