Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Oh god it's open bar.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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