But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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