I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
