Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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