The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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