Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
