I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Rumble strips road head = magical
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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